| If you're headed in the wrong direction, you're allowed U-turns. |
| When you can't see the light at the end of the tunnel, light a candle and keep
going. |
| Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there |
| The only thing that ever sat its way to success was a hen. |
| The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get even less than you settled for |
| Where the heart is willing, it will find a thousand ways. Where it is unwilling, it will find a thousand
excuses. |
| The difference between a mountain and a molehill is your perspective. |
| A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every
difficulty. |
| Watch your thoughts, for they become words. Watch your words, for they become actions. Watch your actions, for they
become habits. Watch your habits, for they become character. Watch your character, for it becomes your
destiny. |
| Embrace in that in which defines you. |
| All things are difficult before they are easy. |
| Opportunity dances with those who are already on the dance floor. |
| It's never too late to be what you might have been. |
| Faith is taking the first step, even when you don't see the whole staircase. |
| If you want the rainbow, you must put up with the rain |
| It's never a wrong time to do the right thing |
| We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, therefore, is not an act but a habit. |
| Our greatest glory is not in never falling but in rising every time we fall. |
| It's not the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of the fight in the dog. |
| Be more concerned with your character than with your reputation. Your character is what you really are while your
reputation is merely what others think you are. |
| The biggest adventure you can ever take is to live the life of your dreams. |
| I believe the choice to be excellent begins with aligning your thoughts and words with the intention to require
more from yourself. |
| The first step to getting the things you want out of life is this: Decide what you want. |
| Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself. |
| The human voice can never reach the distance that is covered by the still, small voice of
conscience. |
| Don't count the days, make the days count |
| Some people are always grumbling because roses have thorns; I am thankful that thorns have
roses. |
| If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses. |
| Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value. |
| Our attitude toward life determines life's attitude towards us. |
| The only impossible dream is the one you've yet to dream |
| If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side. |
| it is better to beg then to steal. However, it is better to work than to beg |
| Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use. |
| Children will soon forget your presents. They will always remember your presence |
| The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time. |
| It's not what I do, but the way I do it. It's not what I say, but the way I say it. |
| The higher my rank, the more humbly I behave. The greater my power, the less I exercise it. The richer my wealth,
the more I give away. |
| Failure lies not in falling down. Failure lies in not getting up. |
| If you want to increase your success rate, double your failure rate. |
| If we don't change the direction we are going, we are likely to end up where we are heading. |
| People do not care how much you know until they know how much you care. |
| Babe Ruth hit more home runs than anyone; he also struck out more often than anyone |
| No battle is more sorely lost than the one not fought |
| There are two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a
miracle. |
| We can not direct the wind, but we can adjust our sails |
| If you concentrate on finding whatever is good in every situation, you will discover that your life will suddenly
be filled with gratitude, a feeling that nurtures the soul. |
| Gratitude unlocks the fullness of life. It turns what we have into enough, and more. It turns denial into
acceptance, chaos to order, confusion to clarity. It can turn a meal into a feast, a house into a home, a stranger into a
friend. Gratitude makes sense of our past, brings peace for today, and creates a vision for tomorrow. |
| Too many people overvalue what they are not and undervalue what they are. |
| When we cannot find contentment in ourselves it is useless to seek it elsewhere |
| If you seek what is honorable, what is good, what is the truth of your life, all the other things you could not
imagine come as a matter of course |
| You can preach a better sermon with your life than with your lips |
| There are no shortcuts to any place worth going |
| Never look down on anybody unless you're helping him up. |
| If what you did yesterday seems big, you haven't done anything today |
| There are only two ways to approach life, as a victim or as a gallant fighter and you must decide if you want to
act or react |
| A total commitment is paramount to reaching the ultimate in performance |
| Nothing is so fatiguing as the eternal hanging on of an uncompleted task |
| I always felt that the great high privilege, relief, and comfort of firendship was that one had to explain
nothing. |
| It is better to wear out than to rust out |
| The fight is won or lost far away from witnesses - behind the lines, in the gym and out there on the road, long
before I dance under those lights |
| One of the illusions is that the present hour is not the critical, decisive hour. Write it in your heart that
every day is the best day of the year |
| Look at your past. Your past has determined where you are at this moment. What you do today will
determine where you are tomorrow. Are you moving forward or standing still? |
| Even a two-car parade gets fouled up if you don't decide ahead of time who's going to lead |
| Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far |
| Leadership is the capacity to translate vision into reality |
| Very few burdens are heavy if everyone lifts |
| It is almost impossible to throw dirt on someone without getting a little on yourself |
| Winning is a reflex action. If you've been there in your mind, you'll go there in your
body. |
| Two men working as a team will produce more than three men working as individuals |
| It isn't the great big pleasures that count the most; it's making a great deal out of the little
ones |
| Be kind; everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle |
| The great question is not whether you have failed, but whether you are content with failure |
| There is very little difference in people. But that little difference makes a big difference. The
little difference is attitude. The big difference is whether it is positive or negative. |
| What you do speaks so loud that I cannot hear what you say. |
| Our beliefs about what we are and what we can be precisely determine what we will be |
| If my hands are fully occupied in holding on to something, I can neither give nor receive |
| Even if I knew the world would end tomorrow, I would plant a tree today |
| We can't do much about the length of our lives, but we can do plenty about its width and depth |
| Most of us are so busy doing what we think we have to do, that we do nt think about what we really want to
do |
| No one can make you feel inferior without your consent |
| Stay committed to your decisions, but stay flexible in your approach. |
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| The meeting of preparation with opportunity generates the offspring we call luck. |
| What we can or cannot do, what we consider possible or impossible, is rarely a function of our true capability. It
is more likely a function of our beliefs about who we are |
| You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take. |
| the only difference between a good day and a bad day is your attitude. |
| Those who try to do something and fail are infinitely better than those who try to do nothing and
succeed. |
| Passion is the genesis of genius. |
| Do not follow where the path may lead; Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail |
| Learn from yesterday; live for today; hope for tomorrow |
| The measure of love is to love without measure |
| It's not the years in your life that count; It's the life in your years |
| Life is journey, not a destination |
| We do not remember days; we remember moments |
| Life is not measured by the breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away |
| Enjoy the little things in life, for one day you'll look back and realize they were the big
things. |
| Seek with the soul; see with the heart |
| Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die tomorrow. |
| Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together. |
| Never be satisfied with what you achieve, because it all pales in comparison with what you are capable of doing in
the future. |
| Most of the important things in the world have been accomplished by people who have kept on trying when there
seemed to be no hope at all. |
| What you do speaks so loud that I cannot hear what you say. |
| Leadership is practiced not so much in words as in attitude and in actions. |
| Do not give any time to your past, you can't change what happened 5 minutes ago |
| All our dreams can come true - if we have the courage to pursue them. |
| In order to discover new lands, one must be willing to lose sight of the shore for a very long
time. |
| The difference between the impossible and the possible lies in a person's determination. |
| Be who you are…Say what you feel. Those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't
mind |
| Write our hurts in the sand…Carve your blessings in stone |
| Greatness is not in where we stand, but in what direction we are moving. We must sail sometimes with the wind and
sometimes against it -- but sail we must and not drift, nor lie at anchor. |
| It is a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you may often get
it |
| The most perfect technique is that which is not noticed at all |
| Treat a child as though she already is the person she's capable of becoming |
| Nothing makes a personmore productive than the last minute |
| Children are likely to live up to what you believe of them |
| Discoveries are often made by not following instructions, by going off the main road, by trying the
untried |
| When all else fails, read the instructions |
| For fast-acting relief, try slowing down |
| Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless |
| The most important thing in communication is to hear what isn't being said |
| Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life |
| Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can |
| Hope sees the invisible, feels the intangible, and achieves the impossible |
| Goals are dreams with deadlines |
| The only way to have a friend is to be one |
| Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave
up |
| When you come to the end of the rope, tie a knot and hang on |
| If you do what you've always done, you'll get what you've always gotten. |
| Live life fully while you're here. Experience everything. Take care of yourself and your friends. Have fun, be
crazy, be weird. Go out and screw up! You're going to anyway, so you might as well enjoy the process. Take the opportunity
to learn from your mistakes: find the cause of your problem and eliminate it. Don't try to be perfect; just be an excellent
example of being human |
| It's not what's happening to you now or what has happened in your past that determines who you become. Rather, it's
your decisions about what to focus on, what things mean to you, and what you're going to do about them that will determine
your ultimate destiny.” |
| The truth of the matter is that there's nothing you can't accomplish if: (1) You clearly decide what it is that
you're absolutely committed to achieving, (2) You're willing to take massive action, (3) You notice what's working or not,
and (4) You continue to change your approach until you achieve what you want, using whatever life gives you along the
way |
| Humorous Quotes |
| You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime |
| Horn broken - watch my finger. |
| I get plenty of exercise jumping to conclusions, flying off the handle, dodging responsibility, and pushing my luck
!! |
| Women are angels, so when someone breaks our wings, we continue to fly...on our brooms…we're flexible like
that. |
| Borrow money from a pessimist, he doesn't expect to be paid back. |
| Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them. |
| A consultant is someone who saves his client almost enough to pay his fee. |
| When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them |
| About the time we can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends. |
| Never make the same mistake twice or you'll never get around to all of them. |
| A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to
rain. |
| Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born? |
| Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some people abuse the privilege. |
| If it were not for Thomas Edison, we would all be watching television in the dark. |
| I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem. |
| Children are natural mimics who act like their parents, despite every effort to teach them good
manners. |
| Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the drive before it has stopped
snowing. |
| A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school clothes. |
| I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't stick my head that far up my ass |
| Of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most |
| when life is bad…keep your head up, that way you don't see all the shit you've stepped in |
| I gave up drugs, sex and booze….it was the worsst 30 min of my life. |
| I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it |
| how can I miss you if you don't go away |
| Follow your dreams, except the one where you're at school in your underwear. |
| My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it's gone |
| I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met. |
| graduate quickly, millions on welfare depend on you |
| due to budget cuts, light at the end of the tunnel will be out |
| always remember: your're unique just like everyone else |
| Before giving someone a piece of mind be sure you have enough to spare! |
| Coffee, chocolate, men…some things aer just better rich. |
| I didn't ask to be a princess but if the crown fits…. |
| Learn from your parent's mistakes, use birth control |
| I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me. |
| My mother had morning sickness after I was born. |
| My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly
too. |
| I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more
proof. |
| The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can
think. |
| Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go. |
| Live every day as if it were your last, because one of these days you will be right |
| you know, somebody actually complimented on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it
said "Parking Fine" |
| When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before. |
| Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a
mile away from them and you have their shoes. |
| Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect |
| Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people once a year |
| If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. |
| I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't stick my head that far up my ass. |
| Failure is the opportunity to begin again more intelligently. |
